HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:
“-sabe inglés?
-si
-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?
-a shoe
-salud
-gracias”
Jajaja
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If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
this showed up during the feminist attack. i had too.
IT’S BACK
the last two are the best!
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Anonymous Asked:
What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.
You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself
but you killed everyone else around you too.
this need to be on everyone’s blog
One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’
- “Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
- “It reminded me of you.”
- “No, no, it’s my treat.”
- “Come here. Let me fix it.”
- “I’ll walk you home.”
- “Have a good day at work.”
- “I dreamt about you last night.”
- “Take my seat.”
- “I saved a piece for you.”
- “I’m sorry for your loss.”
- “You can have half.”
- “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
- “Sorry I’m late.”
- “Can I have this dance?”
- “I made your favourite.”
- “It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
- “Watch your step.”
- “Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
- “Can I hold your hand?”
- “You can borrow mine.”
- “You might like this.”
- “It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
- “I’ll wait.”
- “Just because.”
- “Look both ways.”
- “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
- “Try some.”
- “Drive safely.”
- “Well, what do you want to do?”
- “One more chapter.”
- “Don’t worry about me.”
- “It looks good on you.”
- “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
- “That’s okay, I bought two.”
- “After you.”
- “We’ll figure it out.”
- “Can I kiss you?”
- “I like your laugh.”
- “Don’t cry.”
- “I made this for you.”
- “Go back to sleep.”
- “Is this okay?”
- “I picked these for you.”
- “I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
- “What do you want to watch?”
- “You can go first.”
- “Did you get my letter?”
- “I’ll do it for you.”
- “Call me when you get home.”
- “I think you’re beautiful.”
- “Are you sure?”
- “Have fun.”
- “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
- “I made reservations.”
- “I don’t mind.”
- “It brings out your eyes.”
- “There is enough room for both of us.”
- “You don’t have to say anything.”
- “Wow.”
- “Happy birthday.”
- “I’ll pick it up after work.”
- “It can wait until tomorrow.”
- “Cross my heart and hope to die.”
- “It’s two sugars, right?”
- “I’ll help you study.”
- “Stay over.”
- “I did the dishes.”
- “You didn’t have to ask.”
- “I bought you a ticket.”
- “You’re warm.”
- “No reason.”
- “I’ll meet you halfway.”
- “Take mine.”
- “We can share.”
- “I was just thinking about you.”
- “I want you to have this.”
- “Call me if you need anything.”
- “Do you want to come too?”
- “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
- “Is your seatbelt on?”
- “Sweet dreams.”
- “I was in the neighbourhood.”
- “Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
- “The key is under the mat.”
- “It doesn’t bother me.”
- “You’re important too.”
- “I saved you a seat.”
- “I’ll see you later.”
- “I noticed.”
- “You can tell me anything.”
- “I hope you like it.”
- “I want you to be happy.”
- “I believe in you.”
- “You can do it.”
- “Good luck.”
- “I brought you an umbrella.”
- “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
- “Take a deep breath.”
- “Be careful.”
And…
- “I love you.”
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Please stop and read this.
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This would be a lot of help, thank you.
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“I like him. I’m not in love with him or anything. I don’t even know if I want anything to progress farther than a friendship. but I know that I like him. he’s cute, and he’s sweet. and even when he tells jokes at my expense, it makes me laugh, I can’t help it. but I’m almost 100% sure that he would never feel the same way about me, and that nothing would ever happen between us. I just needed to admit that, yeah I actually think I truthfully like him.”
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